When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975
name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Headline of the year
i cant believe math teachers exist….. why would u do that… please love urself
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like