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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

clannyphantom:

mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL

clannyphantom:

mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
fuks:

a white girl died here

fuks:

a white girl died here

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
image

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

not soda bag girl